If I Were A Politician , I Would Be A JellyFish Without A Bone In My Jelly Back!

If I Were A Politician , I Would Be A jellyfish Without A Bone In My Jelly Back!

 

If I were a Reporter I would be Pinocchio With a Long pointy Nose Selling My Country for a bag of lies.

 

If I Were A Teacher I'd Be Borg, Teaching Kids to be Part of the Collective Instead of Individuals

If I were a Cop I would be a Highwayman, Making Sure everyone Towed the Government Line.

 

And we put them all in charge, that makes us very very stupid.