Grayson Says GOP Raises Confederate Flag
I'm Proud to Raise the Confederate Flag
The Congressman everyone loves to hate, including sensible Democrats, Alan Grayson, is up to his ol' tricks again. During his speech to the liberal faithful at this years Florida Democratic Convention in Orlando, Florida, Grayson laid out a mock Republican conference agenda.On queue, Grayson started his speech by saying that Republicans raise the Confederate Flag first thing, and then proceeded to talk some smack about Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh.
Here is Grayson's mock GOP agenda:
At 8 a.m. the raising of the flag -- the Confederate flag
At 8:30 a.m., the morning breakout sessions. Ballroom A: the bigots. Ballroom B: the paranoids. And Ballroom C, the largest group of all: the gullible.
At 9 a.m., a colloquium on the subject of ‘How gay marriage ruined my straight marriage,’ by No One
At 10 a.m., a demonstration of the Kevlar chastity belt.
At 11 a.m., a seminar on the dangers of education
At noon, a special luncheon event with Gov. Rick Scott on the subject of ‘How I bought my job…. And turned a profit.’…
At 2:30 p.m., Rush Limbaugh speaking on how prescription drug addiction has improved his life.
3:30 p.m., a special preview of the remake of the Manchurian Candidate, the movie, starring Ted Cruz. That’s the Manitoba Candidate.
At 4 p.m., a silent auction of Davy Crockett’s flintlock rifle used only to kill rabbits and Native Americans
430 p.m. a real tribute to Dan Qualye the former vice president called The brains of the operation
5 p.m. the keynote speech by Sarah Palin on the subject of whatever’s on my hand….
At 8 p.m. the ritual burning of the Bill of Rights. Except for the Second Amendment.
Grayson's GOP rival in next year's mid term election, Jorge Bonilla, is surely going to lay a smack down.